ScienceOctober 31, 2009 7:47 am
Dinosaurs hit by new mass extinction event
Believe it or not, but it looks like a third of all dinosaurs face imminent doom. Is it a meteorite? No, it's paleontologists:
Hey, my kid is a monkey, and I'm not the only one who feels that way about small children. Many teenagers aren't sapient enough to be called Homo Sapiens.John "Jack" Horner of the Museum of the Rockies at Montana State University in Bozeman... suggests that one-third of all named dinosaur species may never have existed, but are merely different stages in the growth of other known dinosaurs.
Clearly, this proves that Al Gore is right, and that we must mobilize to save our planet before it's too late. Species are even becoming retroactively extinct!
And of course, it's Bush's fault.
Comment by Professor X — October 31, 2009 @ 8:41 am