I'm going to be rich now that I've learned about the stupid ebook!
Luckily enough, the formula is simple enough, even for me!I'm going to introduce you to an opportunity so lucrative I have to use ass-ugly fonts. This isn't one of those other eBooks by total posers who can't back their offers up. You can tell I'm serious because I use lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!
Look at all the expensive things I bought just in the last week, which prove how much better my stupid eBook is than all those loser eBooks with pictures of mansions and sports cars: AustraliaThe other day I was reflecting on existence when I realized I didn't have enough marsupials in my life, so I bought Australia. Don't you wish you had that kind of buying power? Buy my stupid eBook and you definitely will.
What will all that money that's going to come to me any day now from the widow of the Nigerian president, I've got it made.It couldn't be easier! Here's all you need to rake in millions:
* A computer
* A snorkel
* Toilet paper
* A can of Pringles
* A ferret
Just today I saw an ad in the fancy job search pages at the front of the Economist seeking candidates for the position of Executive VP of a Nigerian Bank. Made me think, must be a tricky job; how does he get anyone to answer his emails?
Comment by Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake — June 25, 2009 @ 12:05 am
Well, damn, that rules me out. My wife might let me get a snorkel, but she doesn't let me eat Pringles, and something tells me that even if she agreed to a ferret in the house (right after we got some flying pigs), the dog wouldn't go for it. And the dog stays!
Comment by Prof. X — June 25, 2009 @ 12:18 pm