With KCNA being absent for unknown reasons, I found this excellent database of North Korean news (mostly or entirely copied from KCNA anyway) ... but it has one additional feature that will solve all our problems as we await the wordsmiths at KCNA to return with their overblown bluster and odd word choices. Yes, there is a North Korean random insult generator! My first four are copied below. Get yours now. Share and enjoy.

You bellicose running dog, you have glaringly revealed your true colours!

You arrogant bloodsucker, we will transform your country into a sea of fire!

You shameless political dwarf!

You psychopathological stooge, we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity!