The North Korean News Agency reports:
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I love these guys. Who else can write like this?An unfathomable mental power of all the people has erupted like an active volcano and new standards and records stirring the era are being created in an unbroken chain in all sectors of socialist construction on the crest of the surging tide of the 150-day campaign in the DPRK.
In other breaking news from North Korea:
Natural Toothpaste with Special Remedial ResultAmongst its many powers:
A natural toothpaste with high medical properties has been developed in the DPRK, which helps promote health of the people.
The toothpaste is made from microelements efficacious for the treatment of stomatitis and some ten kinds of Koryo pharmaceuticals by the special traditional medicine processing method.
disintegrate and absorb carbohydrate; making people feel fresh; removes or prevents toothscum.It doesn't only work on teeth:
it also cures burned and insect-bitten skins, eczema and the prevention of cold and others.Who cares about nuclear weapons and missile tests when you have unfathomable mental power and toothpaste with special remedial results? Death to all capitalist running dog toothscum!

Unfathomable mental power must be some side-effect of starvation.
Comment by Lentz of Goulburn — May 25, 2009 @ 10:13 pm