The UN says we have nothing to worry about.

The international community is better prepared than ever to deal with the threatened spread of a new swine flu virus, a top UN health chief has said.

Unless of course they mean "better" in the sense of "better than absolutely unprepared, but still hopelessly unready." Or maybe Mr Creosote's "how do you feel today sir?" "Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket, I'm going to throw up."